Sewing it up in a hurry

The Sewing Stop website

Website for The Sewing Stop clothing alterations service

Rapid web builds are becoming a bit of a habit these days.

The latest one is a site for Michelle’s latest business development. The Sewing Stop is a market stall based business that will specialise in high quality, low cost clothing alterations, embroidery, leather repairs, curtains, cushions and other bits and bobs. The launch stall will be in Chester Market on 7 May.

This site was created over a weekend – I’d like to say of frantic activity – but thanks to man flu it was all a bit more docile.

Nevertheless it’s allowed a few new things to be played with. It’s my first Joomla 3.0 site and it also gave an excuse to play with a reasonably lively colour palette which was derived from the logo I designed a few weeks back. All good fun!

See The Sewing Stop website here.

Gadget that can prevent strokes?

Wondertek Powerline Ethernet BridgeI get some fairly interesting propositions cross my path from time to time, especially from China, but this one is something of a wonder gadget by the looks of things.

The Powerline Ethernet Bridge can prevent strokes. And it mentions antifouling, a chore any boat owner does his best to avoid. So if it can prevent that too, I’m in.

The finish also sounds, well, interesting – a ‘pure white tonal grinding material shell.’ It brings to mind an offer once made to us by Pedro Boot bv in the Netherlands when buying Andantino – we would receive, the boatbuilder’s feature list assured us, ‘massive luxurious cocks’ (or rather nice bathroom taps to you and I).

It seems hope remains for those that attempt to earn a living as a wordsmith…

Dinrino Theatre Services website launched

Dinrino Theatre Supplies website

Website for Dinrino Theatre Supplies

Chris Dinsey of Dinrino Theatre Services has been of great help in recent months. His kit has featured in a number of different shows and somehow he’s always managed to meet my challenging budgets.

He and his team were top class when we suffered a terminal power failure for The Sainsbury Singers’ production of Love Online last year at Leighton Park, a venue that technically always demands at least one extra mile. And he has also been assisting for our exhibition requirements for Double First Ltd, du Pré Marine Ltd and Kahlenberg UK Ltd.

So it was good to return a favour. When Chris contacted me one Friday night saying his website was in terminal meltdown, it prompted some frantic activity that resulted  in the migration of content and launch of a brand new website by the Sunday. The result is more basic than eventually planned – the next stage will be to add the additional structure so that Chris and his team can add detail product information.

Meanwhile you can see the result on dinrino.co.uk.

 

 

Double First’s new website

Double First website

Website for Double First Ltd

It’s overdue – a project that kept getting bounced due to other priorities – but Double First now has a new website. We’ve simultaneously partnered with Parature to provide the company’s new Knowledgebase and Support Centre, replacing the old Our World section of the previous website.

Creating the site has prompted a complete top-to-toe rewrite of all the content. Doing this has provided a reminder regarding how much progress has been made with the development of Double First’s school management information system, Engage. It was also a good example to show how easily website can become out of date, sometimes even just days after its creation.

doublefirst.com is also the first of our company websites to make the jump to Joomla 2.5 – others are in various stages of preparation for migration from the Joomla 1.5 platform.

 

Formanda meets HM Queen Elizabeth II

HM Queen Elizabeth II and the Royal Party on Spirit of Chartwell at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Thames Pageant

HM Queen Elizabeth II and the Royal Party on Spirit of Chartwell at the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Thames Pageant

Formanda’s log entry says it all: “1705 passing Royal Party, dipped ensign, doffed cap, received wave from HM Queen Elizabeth II.”

Our regal acknowledgement marked a magnificent culmination of nine months of preparation in the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Thames Pageant. We’d attended rehearsals, fettled ship and absorbed many pages of pre-event information and briefings supplied by the organisers, the PLA and the Association of Thames Yacht Clubs’ Chairman, Michael Shefras, who was tasked with getting the Recreational Motorboat Squadron in order.

The weekend commenced for us on Friday 1 June at West India Dock, where elements of the Pageant powered fleet were assembling. We expected the day to be a long one. First came the lock in, a slow process given the eclectic mix of vessels that arrived. Then a wait for our overnight moorings in Millwall Dock and a friendly safety inspection visit from the MCA. After that it was off to crew security accreditation, before the evening briefing for 700 skippers and nominated navigators at the West India Hilton.

The briefing was laced with humorous touches but suggested an underlying tension. For the PLA it was clear that so much was at risk. For individual participants the possibility still of exclusion, through mechanical trauma or process glitch. And everyone was aware the weather was threatening.

Not that there was much time to dwell on it. The fleet packed the lock outward bound early on a gloomy Saturday morning to transit to its pre-Pageant moorings at Barn Elms Reach, just below Hammersmith. The 60 RMS boats made surprisingly short work of turning and securing bow and stern to temporary buoys in a lively flood. Suddenly, the day was ours.

Formanda passing under Chelsea Bridge on the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Thames Pageant

Formanda passing under Chelsea Bridge on the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Thames Pageant

On Formanda our mooring was short, an issue we solved by bringing the aft mooring buoy up alongside. And it was shallow too, with the keel settling a foot into the mud at low tide. We also had to clear some driftwood off the stern. But we weren’t worried and left the plethora of attending PLA boats and their helpful crews to tend to more pressing issues. Watertaxis buzzed about but we stayed aboard and enjoyed a welcome dose of afternoon sun.

Sunday was a slow but irrevocable build to the big moment.

At 0930 the Thames Barrier closed and gradually, Barn Elms Reach became a benign lake. Rain, heavy at first, eased to nothing. Over on the far shore we could see the bright lights of a BBC TV interview position. Day-tripping visitors turned up on watertaxis and added to the buzz of conversation across the water. As the morning moved on more and more manned and powered craft passed us to head downstream into Pageant formation. Our final inspection, to check we weren’t drunk in charge among other things, was passed and we were issued with the essential Pageant flag granting us right of passage, two hours before departure.

Just after 1410 we went on standby. The signal to slip at 1439 was a mental and physical release. The fleet, already pre-assembled in formation, quickly got into shape.

Compared to rehearsals it became apparent that this day would be much easier. The combination of the closed Thames Barrier, minimising current to a barely discernible flow and giving good headroom through the bridges, plus the provision of an excellent generic passage plan, took much of the pressure away.

The Pageant route proper started at Albert Bridge, but the crowds at Putney provided a grand overture with enthusiastic cheers and waves which we and others matched with long blasts of our horns, the PLA byelaw warning against unnecessary use of sound signals clearly suspended by proxy.

This was all the more enjoyable in the dry, but the rain then arrived, with matching gusto. On Formanda we were sheltered and could only admire the resilience of the crowds on bridges and banksides, the crews in small boats and ultimately, HM Queen Elizabeth II and the Duke of Edinburgh as they still stood attentive and engaged when our elements arrived off the Royal Barge, two-and-a-half hours after getting underway.

As my Dad, a former Scots Guards bandsman, stood on the foredeck and swooped his cap with military style hip-hip hoorays and Piers du Pré at the stern dipped Formanda’s new ensign, we knew that more than 860 sea miles of travelling and all that preparation had been worth every effort.

New BMF Magazine launches

BMF Magazine issue 1There was a time when I thought I had edited my last magazine – when I became a man I did away with childish things…and got myself a grown-up job.

Well I’ve still got the grown-up job at du Pré plc but I’m now also back in the saddle of a launch publication. BMF Magazine is the new member title for the British Marine Federation – a double bonus for me as I spent many happy times working with this trade body a few years back.

I’ve previously edited consumer and business-to-business publications; this one is a bit different again, working directly for an organisation. While that will clearly mean there is some influence over content and tone the brief is also to keep the writing objective and not too introspective. Plus we’re looking for imagery that doesn’t put us completely into the camp of mimicking other marine magazines out there, which is quite an ambition (although I think we made a good start with the first issue cover).

I must admit it’s been a bit of a job getting everything together – but feedback on the first issue is positive so far and I’m looking forward to producing at least three editions in 2013.

MBM Cruising Club 25th anniversary

Kim Hollamby on a Motor Boats Monthly Cruising Club eventA bit taken aback recently to get chatting to the Motor Boats Monthly team about the 25th anniversary of the Cruising Club.

Doesn’t seem a quarter of a century since we commenced the first events! At its peak we managed to run something like seven cruises and rallies a year and took many people on their first adventures outside of their immediate home cruising grounds.

These days Neale Byart and Claire Frew are doing a great job of keeping the programme going – the weather in the last couple of years must have been really challenging and the costs must be rising too but I for one hope the programme manages to keep going; it’s a really valuable service often mimicked but rarely if ever bettered by others.

Formanda: Cherbourg via Shanklin

Formanda passing a ship in the middle of the English Channel

I have lost count of the number of times I have taken a boat to Cherbourg over the years. But never has an occasion been more poignant than this one.

After more than three years of hard refit work on our Beecham Searider 45 Formanda, we deemed her ready for a first cross-Channel adventure. Work and other commitments this year meant we weren’t quite as ready as we would like to be; for example our autopilot installation is still incomplete and hence any passage plans we laid would need to be manually steered. But all systems are sound and in a frantic last weekend of activity the engines were serviced and the last of the rebuild materials stashed ashore.

Of course that just left the weather to contend with. While we were changing oil filters and adjusting tappets on our (lovely!) Perkins Sabre M135 diesels the Round the Island competitors were battling 35 knot gusts south of the Isle of Wight. So sitting out the first part of the week while we fine tuned a few things was no chore. But by Wednesday I got inevitable berth blues and started hatching a plan for an escape of sorts.

With the wind somewhere between NW and W and still up close to 20 knots the Channel crossing was out; I wanted easier conditions for our first post refit passage outside the Solent. But I figured we could anchor safely tucked up somewhere around Sandown and Shanklin. Although the forecast didn’t entirely agree I sensed that the wind would be lighter for a spell in the morning so we could wake up at dawn on Thursday and if the conditions had moderated we could leave, having cut around 14 miles off the passage.

So off we went for an easy couple of hours at seven knots to our intended overnight destination.

There were a few moments to note.

First we somehow managed to upset a safety boat patrolling a dinghy race off Sandown because “didn’t we know we were on the course” (actually we were off the course as far as we could see, had not got within a half mile of any sailors, racing had finished and marks were being retrieved – but ho hum).

Then our trusty 1990s era Raytheon GPS went down; no worries, with perfect visibility, our Garmin 256C GPS and TackTick depth sounder working perfectly all was well. I later rigged our spare GPS (Formanda has big lockers) to give us back redundancy.

Strangest of all though was our overnight experience at our chosen anchorage off Shanklin Chine. Tucked out of the worst of the wind and waves we enjoyed seeing the evening set in while the church bells practiced their tolls and children set free from school played and laughed on the beach. As night fell we started to get ready for a few hours sleep, only to hear the sharp crackle of what sounded like a bonfire with damp wood throughout the length of the boat. No smoke, no smell, just an unremitting snapping and clicking.

After much delving through bilges and lockers we convinced ourselves the sound was underneath Formanda’s hull. I even tapped her solid insides, just to convince myself it was Michelle and I cracking up, not the boat.

It was excellent forensic Googling by Michelle on her iPhone browser that provided the answer: pistol shrimp. The little beastie has a claw that projects a 218dB imploding bubble – enough to stun or kill small fish. We had a whole army of them 6m under the keel. This non-native species is thought to have hitched a lift on a ship; it is now populating several parts of British coastline including, apparently, the area where we stopped.


At sun up the following morning all pistols had been discharged and the wind was similarly quiet. Every encouragement then for weighing anchor and heading south. Soon into the passage we were reminded by the GMDSS notices after the weather forecast that this was strike day for the Coastguard and a limited service might be expected but we hoped not to be adding to their workload anyway.

The Channel was a little bit bumpy at first once we got out of the lee of the Isle of Wight, with waves from the west and south, but gradually settled as the latitude dropped towards the 49s. Even the shipping obliged us with nice gaps to pass safely through and hats off to the Normandie Express fast ferry which seemed to make a course alteration to pass us, and a nearby yacht, with well over a mile of sea to dissipate her wash.

Having left at 0510 we entered Cherbourg’s eastern entrance at 1300, despite punching tide for much of the passage.

We hit a couple of glitches for the tech log, primarily the fuel sender sticking on our day tank. Now cured. And our shower pump-out swallowed a bit of stray boat refit debris which it didn’t like. Also cured.

Of course, after three years largely in a boatyard and then harbour bound we’re also finding some things we forgot, like the need to carry a hose overseas. The large Carrefour supermarket sorted that one out, along with the moules for today’s late lunch and the cakes for our tea. If you are passing Q pontoon in Port Chantereyne we have some pastries left over – but you’ll need to be quick.

A job is not done until it is done

If ever you want evidence that a job is not done until it is done, then look at this video and have a thought for goalkeeper Loris Angeli from Italian seventh division club Dro facing Termeno’s Michael Palma.

Thanks to this little misadventure Termeno apparently secured promotion but Dro and Angeli presumably are the ones acquiring lasting fame…

Kahlenberg UK website launched

Kahlenberg UK website

Kahlenberg UK website

Second website launch of the week, this time for a brand new company – Kahlenberg UK Ltd, formed to handle the European distribution of Kahlenberg Industries, Inc‘s range of marine and industrial air horns, electric horns, compressors, sound signal controllers and accessories.

I have a set of Kahlenberg Zero-Series D-0A air horns on Formanda. Their mighty sound does turn heads and given that the boat in a naval port a quick blast often leaves others looking for a vessel that is altogether larger. We now have stock coming into the Newbury headquarters – it will be so tempting to rig one of the big ship horns that rumble impressively at 130Hz although I’m not sure we have the necessary three-phase supply to the building.

This site is another Joomla build, the third site I’ve launched on that content management platform.